I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Two words: blizzard sex
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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