So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
ok first of all what the fuck
the raccoons are back...
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