but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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