singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
ugly people sure do ruin things
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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