My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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