i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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