Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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