I just made out with a guy for $7.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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