So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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