You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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