No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
how does that bad decision feel?
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