We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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