So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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