Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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I need you to use more vowels.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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