Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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