oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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