and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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