He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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