But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think i peed on brittanys purse
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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