Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My vagina is very pro this idea
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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