walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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