So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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