went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
She's like a pop up book from hell.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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