i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
