its not stalking. its research.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Randomize
