I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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