at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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