When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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