She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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