guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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