Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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