if i died would you start the facebook group?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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