id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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