now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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