Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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