just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
