can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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