nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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