I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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