yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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