On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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