Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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