Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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