omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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