She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Holy shit dude........stairs
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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