I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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