Sponge bath it is.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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