If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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