well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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