what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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