So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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