She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
