We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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