Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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